Review: Mummy’s Milk Hard Seltzer
Mummy’s Milk Hard Seltzer was just introduced. It was released by Denver Underwear Company Shinesty. While some may point to this as proof hard seltzer has finally jumped the shark, I would argue that happened years ago. Shinesty partnered with Eliqs Brew Company to produce this Halloween themed hard seltzer. I would describe Shinesty as a fun loving underwear company. As proof their underwear comes with a promise of a “truly hair-raising experience unless you’ve recently waxed”. While their underwear is novelty in nature, their quality is premium. Getting back to the hard seltzer, it is sold in 12 packs through the Shinesty website. The flavors include Frankenstein’s Monster-Lime, Jack O’Liquid-Mango, and Ghost Spit-Black Cherry. Each can has a fun explanation of how it was produced. In crafting Frankenstein’s Monster the brewmaster scoured cemeteries for the freshest products, then added a whole bunch of lime to balance the rotting flesh taste. Mummy’s Milk Hard Seltzer is “Best Served Colder Than a Witches Tit”. Read more 